NEVER MIND THE TRUTH – HERE’S THE NARRATIVE
Inspired by the iconic "Never Mind the Bollocks," this t-shirt reinterprets a classic of British punk, adapting it to the times: less UK Anarchy (though even that's debatable), but more global propaganda. Just like our world today, basically.
In 1977: God Save the Queen
In 2026: Reset the Algorithmic System
The target changes, the anger remains. Here's the Narrative is a bug, a flaw. A concession to chaos. Because today, it's no longer the truth that counts, but the dominant narrative, marketed, smoothed over, and repeated. Fuck the System Update.
You'll wear this t-shirt because you're not fooled and because you love visual clashes. The punk spirit isn't dead. It's just changed its battles.
🟡 Yellow: Original edition, a direct homage to the iconic cover.
⚫️⚪️ Black & White: LIMITED EDITIONS of 100 pieces (per color). The spirit remains the same, the visual impact different.
Never Mind The Truth Here's The Narrative: A typographic slap in the face to the surrounding misinformation.
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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 142 g/m² (4.2 oz./yd.²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-stitched construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder band
• Virgin product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USA
Warning: The fabric is slightly sheer and may show skin, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
• Traceability:
- Weaving: India, South Korea
- Dyeing: El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% hazardous substances
Age restrictions: For adults or anyone with discerning taste.
EU Warranty: 2 years
In accordance with the General Product Safety Regulations (GPSR), Oak Inc. guarantees that all consumer products offered are safe and comply with EU standards. For any questions or concerns related to product safety, please contact us at alex.oak@company.com or write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, County.
Size guide
| LONGUEUR (inches) | LARGEUR (inches) | POITRINE (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| LONGUEUR (cm) | LARGEUR (cm) | POITRINE (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
All orders are printed on demand, nothing is stored, nothing is wasted.
🛍️ Free delivery in mainland France for all orders over €60.
✋ No returns or exchanges are possible (yes, each item is made just for you).
Returns will be accepted for up to 10 days of Customer’s receipt or tracking number on unworn items. You, as a Customer, are obliged to inform us via email before you return the item, only in the case of:
– Received the wrong item.
– Item arrived not as expected (ie. damaged packaging).
– Item had defects.
– Over delivery time.
– The shipper does not allow the goods to be inspected before payment.
The returned product(s) must be in the original packaging, safety wrapped, undamaged and unworn. This means that the item(s) must be safely packed in a carton box for protection during transport, possibly the same carton used to ship to you as a customer.
Remember... that was 3 scrolls ago.
Good people fell for that too.
It's up to you.
