CALECHNIKOV – Revolution. Not War.
A Kalashnikov? No. A horse-drawn carriage.
Calechnikov is the soft yet sturdy weapon of the Sale Gosh wardrobe: A visual parody (with subtle, subtle humor) halfway between Soviet graphics and pacifist irony.
A deliberate visual diversion (thankfully), half wheelchair, half rifle, to make one thing clear: Revolution, yes. War, no.
Brutal font, stylized logo, dark humor.
A design that questions, disturbs, or makes you smile. Or does all of these at once.
Wear it like a silent manifesto.
CALECHNIKOV is a high-end, sturdy T-shirt for guys who, like you, have it (yes, yes, we love subtly poetic descriptions). Its structured, elegant, sturdy, and soft cut (thanks to its combed ring-spun cotton material) will make you a man, a real man.
Visuals generated by Ai-chnikov (we do what we putsch).
• 100% combed ringspun cotton
• Heather Charcoal and Carbon Grey are made from 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 220 g/m² (6.5 oz/yd²)
• 20 thread count
• Regular fit
• Side seam
• 1 x 1 ribbed collar
• 7/8" single-needle tip
• Virgin product sourced from Bangladesh
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets requirements for flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak Inc. ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and comply with EU standards. For any questions or concerns related to product safety, please contact us at alex.oak@company.com or write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country.
A Kalashnikov? No. A horse-drawn carriage.
Calechnikov is the soft yet sturdy weapon of the Sale Gosh wardrobe: A visual parody (with subtle, subtle humor) halfway between Soviet graphics and pacifist irony.
A deliberate visual diversion (thankfully), half wheelchair, half rifle, to make one thing clear: Revolution, yes. War, no.
Brutal font, stylized logo, dark humor.
A design that questions, disturbs, or makes you smile. Or does all of these at once.
Wear it like a silent manifesto.
CALECHNIKOV is a high-end, sturdy T-shirt for guys who, like you, have it (yes, yes, we love subtly poetic descriptions). Its structured, elegant, sturdy, and soft cut (thanks to its combed ring-spun cotton material) will make you a man, a real man.
Visuals generated by Ai-chnikov (we do what we putsch).
• 100% combed ringspun cotton
• Heather Charcoal and Carbon Grey are made from 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 220 g/m² (6.5 oz/yd²)
• 20 thread count
• Regular fit
• Side seam
• 1 x 1 ribbed collar
• 7/8" single-needle tip
• Virgin product sourced from Bangladesh
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets requirements for flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak Inc. ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and comply with EU standards. For any questions or concerns related to product safety, please contact us at alex.oak@company.com or write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country.
All orders are printed on demand, nothing is stored, nothing is wasted.
🛍️ Free delivery in mainland France for all orders over €60.
✋ No returns or exchanges are possible (yes, each item is made just for you).
Remember... that was 3 scrolls ago.
Good people fell for that too.
It's up to you.
