A subtle and delicate play on words, for fans of intergalactic philosophy, dark humor, and intergalactic irony. This fantastic t-shirt (Beau Gosh humility obliges) is for those who take life—and science fiction—with a dose of irony, but who like to always have impeccable style. Cut with (the) Force (be with you) and with determination, this second skin is as soft as the heat of a lightsaber.
With this t-shirt, you shall not pass.
Sometimes, when the Force is out of whack... Sith Happens. It's the dark side of humor.
• Unisex fit for Jedi, Padawan, or Lord of Maul• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathered colors contain polyester, nobody's perfect), but it's as soft as a plush Ewok• Fabric weight: 142 g/m² (4.2 oz/yd²)• Preshrunk fabric that withstands interstellar cycles• Side seam• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping (makes sense)
• Virgin product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USA• Made in Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USA• Contains 0% recycled polyester• Contains 0% hazardous substances
• Traceability:
- Woven in: India, South Korea
- Dyed in: El Salvador, California
- Made in: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USA
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% hazardous substances
Age restrictions: For Every Jedi
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak Inc. guarantees that all consumer products offered are safe and comply with EU standards. For any questions or concerns related to product safety, please contact us at alex.oak@company.com or write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, County.
All orders are printed on demand, nothing is stored, nothing is wasted.
🛍️ Free delivery in mainland France for all orders over €60.
✋ No returns or exchanges are possible (yes, each item is made just for you).
Remember... that was 3 scrolls ago.
Good people fell for that too.
It's up to you.