I Hate People – Bodysuit for misanthropic (but cute) babies.
Because he's already figured it all out.
Sleeping is a struggle. Eating is a whim. Being put to bed by Aunt Micheline is an assault. In short, your baby doesn't have the words yet... but this bodysuit speaks for him.
🖤 "I hate people" — it's not hatred, it's survival instinct.
And honestly, you think that too (sometimes), right? Come on...
Why?
- As a gift for parents with a sense of humor (and there are some).
- As revenge for the baby blues.
- As a photoshoot with class.
- To set the tone: your little monster will have a hard time putting up with boomers (that'll be you, later on) and forced cuddles, like any self-respecting person.
- Why? Because. Do you need a reason?
Giggles allowed.
This jersey bodysuit ensures baby's comfort all day long. Made from extra soft material, it feels great on even the most delicate skin, yet is durable enough to withstand playtime and the world around them. Its practical 3-point design and secure three-button closure ensure quick and easy outfit changes, saving precious time. You'll see, you'll need it...
• 100% combed ringspun cotton
• Fabric weight: 170 g/m² (5 oz/yd²)
• Regular fit
• 3-point
• Three-snap closure
• American armhole
• Virgin product sourced from India
Age restrictions: For children
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak Inc. guarantees that all consumer products offered are safe and comply with EU standards. For any questions or concerns related to product safety, please contact us at alex.oak@company.com or write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country.
All orders are printed on demand, nothing is stored, nothing is wasted.
🛍️ Free delivery in mainland France for all orders over €60.
✋ No returns or exchanges are possible (yes, each item is made just for you).
Returns will be accepted for up to 10 days of Customer’s receipt or tracking number on unworn items. You, as a Customer, are obliged to inform us via email before you return the item, only in the case of:
– Received the wrong item.
– Item arrived not as expected (ie. damaged packaging).
– Item had defects.
– Over delivery time.
– The shipper does not allow the goods to be inspected before payment.
The returned product(s) must be in the original packaging, safety wrapped, undamaged and unworn. This means that the item(s) must be safely packed in a carton box for protection during transport, possibly the same carton used to ship to you as a customer.
Remember... that was 3 scrolls ago.
Good people fell for that too.
It's up to you.
