FUTURCONNARD (FUTURE ASSHOLE) – The most honest baby bodysuit in the game
(just like dad – but with more hair) 👶
Because let's be honest: have you seen him with his scowling little eyes? He moans, he farts, and he sleeps. Does that remind you of anyone?
We all know that look: it's official, he takes after his dad.
A gift for new dads who (still) have a sense of humor
Get it as a reminder that karma is passed on
Wear with a good dose of irony (and a clean diaper)
A visual that reworks the vintage Superman logo (70s)
Available in two colors:
Innocent White (but not too much)
Badass Black (just right)
Here, you're at Sale Gosh. The goal isn't to insult anyone (we're crazy, but still), but to laugh tenderly at male clichés and the sometimes WTF daily life of a couple with a baby. If you don't have a sense of humor, click elsewhere; we won't hold it against you. If you have too much, add one for the nanny!
Made of 100% organic cotton. We may be a Future Asshole, but we still love soft things. This comfortable bodysuit will be a first step towards a more eco-friendly lifestyle. With its extra soft and stretchy fabric and scoop neckline, it will be perfect for all active babies.
• 100% certified organic cotton
• Soft and stretchy fabric
• 3 nickel-free, natural-colored snaps at the crotch
• Scoop neck
• Fabric weight: 200 g/m² (5.9 oz/yd²)
• Bound neck, arms, and legs for a secure fit
Age restrictions: For children
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets EU REACH requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak Inc. ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and comply with EU standards. For any questions or concerns related to product safety, please contact us at alex.oak@company.com or write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, County.
(just like dad – but with more hair) 👶
Because let's be honest: have you seen him with his scowling little eyes? He moans, he farts, and he sleeps. Does that remind you of anyone?
We all know that look: it's official, he takes after his dad.
A gift for new dads who (still) have a sense of humor
Get it as a reminder that karma is passed on
Wear with a good dose of irony (and a clean diaper)
A visual that reworks the vintage Superman logo (70s)
Available in two colors:
Innocent White (but not too much)
Badass Black (just right)
Here, you're at Sale Gosh. The goal isn't to insult anyone (we're crazy, but still), but to laugh tenderly at male clichés and the sometimes WTF daily life of a couple with a baby. If you don't have a sense of humor, click elsewhere; we won't hold it against you. If you have too much, add one for the nanny!
Made of 100% organic cotton. We may be a Future Asshole, but we still love soft things. This comfortable bodysuit will be a first step towards a more eco-friendly lifestyle. With its extra soft and stretchy fabric and scoop neckline, it will be perfect for all active babies.
• 100% certified organic cotton
• Soft and stretchy fabric
• 3 nickel-free, natural-colored snaps at the crotch
• Scoop neck
• Fabric weight: 200 g/m² (5.9 oz/yd²)
• Bound neck, arms, and legs for a secure fit
Age restrictions: For children
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets EU REACH requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak Inc. ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and comply with EU standards. For any questions or concerns related to product safety, please contact us at alex.oak@company.com or write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, County.
All orders are printed on demand, nothing is stored, nothing is wasted.
🛍️ Free delivery in mainland France for all orders over €60.
✋ No returns or exchanges are possible (yes, each item is made just for you).
Remember... that was 3 scrolls ago.
Good people fell for that too.
It's up to you.
