SUPERCONNARD
(Rock-Blocked Genetic Heritage)
It's a bit like saying "hello," but in a more manly (and subtle) way.
Superconnard has become a pat on the back, a nickname for friends, or a more or less accurate medical diagnosis.
For you, dirty gosh, revisits the superhero myth: you grab your muscles, your tight sweatpants, and you deliver with super-humor. Vintage graphics in the style of 70s comics, eye-catching lettering: here we don't save anyone, we strike without punches or capes.
Why wear it?
Because it's funny and because it's more elegant than "big jerk."
👯 ALSO AVAILABLE IN SUPERCONNASSE (to feel less alone): > HERE
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The classic unisex 100% cotton t-shirt will help you achieve a more structured look. Its flattering cut and clean lines at the edges make it easy to pair with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's incredibly trendy right now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport gray is 90% cotton and 10% polyester
• Ash gray is 99% cotton and 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton and 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 170-180 g/m² (5.0-5.3 oz/yd²)
• Open yarn
• Tubular weave
• Tape at neck and shoulders
• Double stitching at sleeves and bottom hem
• Virgin product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico
Warnings:
• Due to the fabric's properties, the white color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Traceability:
- Knitting – Honduras, Dominican Republic
- Dyeing – Honduras, Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing – Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% hazardous substances
Age restrictions: For adults (children still have time).
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets requirements regarding flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde levels.
In accordance with the General Product Safety Regulations (GPSR), Oak Inc. guarantees that all consumer products offered are safe and comply with EU standards. For any questions or concerns related to product safety, please contact us at alex.oak@company.com or write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country.
All orders are printed on demand, nothing is stored, nothing is wasted.
🛍️ Free delivery in mainland France for all orders over €60.
✋ No returns or exchanges are possible (yes, each item is made just for you).
Remember... that was 3 scrolls ago.
Good people fell for that too.
It's up to you.
